You messed up in potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
Except Snape
Except Snape
Except Snape and me

'Cause we see you for what you really are
Stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape

You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
No one else would kick you out and make you history
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape

'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk who wrecked a flying car
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape

We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape
Except for Snape

We didn't know you talked to snakes
Which worked out alright in the end
Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And now so does everyone else