G How can you leave me on my own? F C G How can you leave me on my own? C F C When did you say that you're coming home? F C G How can you leave me on my own? [Verse 1] Bb C G When you leave, I become a moron Bb C G A beer-swilling, time-killing moron Bb C Bb C I surgically remove all of the green food from my diet Bb C Bb C I know I should be reading but I'm too lazy to try it Bb C Bb F Bb I keep the TV on all day to chase away the quiet when you leave [Chorus] Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G When did you say that you're coming home? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? [Verse 2] Bb C G When you leave, I become a dickhead Bb C G A bad-smelling, couch-dwelling dickhead Bb C Bb C I drink too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits Bb C Bb C I think about going out, decide not to risk it Bb C Bb F Bb I look at naked ladies cause I'm too weak to resist it when you leave [Chorus] Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G It's not the same talking on the phone Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? [Verse 3] Bb C G When you leave, I become a caveman Bb C G A bed-head, brain-dead caveman Bb C Bb C I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me Bb C Bb C I curl up with the dogs, I think they're starting to resent me Bb C Bb F Bb I want to go to bed but the bed is just too empty when you leave [Chorus] Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own? Bb C G When did you say that you're coming home? Bb C G How can you leave me on my own?