B5 G#5
I'm not so easy on the eye
C#5 F#5
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
E5 F#5 Eb5 G#5
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
E5 Eb5 C#5 C5
Of a murdering serial raper
[Pre-Chorus]
B5 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
C#5 F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye
E5 F#5 Eb5 G#5
The real live me ain't certified
[Chorus]
E5 F#5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
I look good on paper
[Verse 2]
B5 G#5
Statistically I'm far above the rest
C#5 F#5
I do my homework, never have to guess
E5 F#5 Eb5 G#5
My social life's an empty wreck
E5 Eb5 C#5 C5
Romance is an alien labor
[Pre-Chorus]
B5 G#5
There are things about me you'll never know
C#5 F#5
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
E5 F#5 Eb5 G#5
My resume is solid gold
[Chorus]
E5 F#5 C#5 B5
I look good on paper
[Bridge]
F#5 B5
I got straight A's on every test
F#5 B5
A perfect credit score
G#5 C#5
My ledger's never in the red
[Chorus]
E5 F#5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
I look good on paper
[Transition]
C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
[Verse 3]
B5 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
C#5 F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye
[Pre-Chorus]
E5 F#5 Eb5 G#5
If you got the time I'm qualified
[Outro]
E5 F#5 C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5 F#5 C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5 F5 F#5
I look good...
C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 B5
on paper on paper
