You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book
And You Color Really Well
But Don't Color Outside the Lines
Or God Will Send You to Hell
'cause God Hates War
And God Hates Crime
But He Really Hates People
Who Color Outside the Lines

You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book
Don't Color Outside the Lines
'cause If God Doesn't Strike You With Lightning
He'll At Least Make You Go Blind

Good People Get Sent to the Attic
Bad People Will Roast in the Cellar
But There's a Special Kind of Hell
For Those Who Just Won't Learn to Color

God Is Gracious, God Is Good
Let Us Color in His Book
God Wears Cotton, God Wears Rayon
He Can Mend a Broken Crayon
God Is Honest, He Don't Take Payola
Let's All Thank Him For Our Crayolas
You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book...