C/G A/C# C/G A/C# C/G G D Am C/G [Verse 1] A/C# C/G There's a man with a chainsaw A/C# C/G Standing out in my yard A/C# C/G G He says he's just trimmin' trees D A/C# C/G But he's clearly trying too hard A/C# C/G And a chevy suburban A/C# C/G With the government plates A/C# C/G And an idling engine G D A/C# C/G While I'm planning out my escape [Chorus 1] Em Bm Good luck with whatever C/G Am Whatever awaits C/G G Whatever endeavors A/C# C/G I'm sure you'll do great Em Bm I'm cutting the tether C/G A I'm cleaning the air C/G G Good luck with whatever A/C# C/G I really don't care [Verse 2] C/G My crystal ball television A/C# C/G The sacred voice of the grid A/C# C/G Asking rhetorical questions G D A/C# C/G About where the bodies are hid A/C# C/G The guillotine and the camera A/C# C/G We all pretend to ignore A/C# C/G All of the soldiers collectin' G D A/C# C/G What the collector is using them for [Chorus 2] Em Bm Good luck with whatever C/G Am Whatever awaits C/G G Whatever endeavors A/C# C/G I'm sure you'll do great Em Bm I'm cutting the tether C/G A I'm cleaning the air C/G G Good luck with whatever A/C# C/G I really don't care [Solo] Em Bm C/G Am C/G G A/C# C/G Em Bm C/G Am C/G G A/C# C/G A/C# C/G A/C# C/G [Verse 3] A/C# C/G The silhouette of my neighbors A/C# C/G Staring deep in their phones A/C# C/G They said they'd be in Honduras G D A/C# C/G But there's clearly somebody home A/C# C/G I'm still not learning my lesson A/C# C/G Despite having every excuse A/C# C/G G How all of my biggest fears D A/C# C/G Are the same ones that never come true [Chorus 3] Em Bm Good luck with whatever C/G Am Whatever awaits C/G G Whatever endeavors A/C# C/G I'm sure you'll do great Em Bm I'm cutting the tether C/G A I'm cleaning the air C/G G Good luck with whatever A/C# C/G I really don't care C/G G Good luck with whatever A/C# C/G I really don't care A C/G Good luck with whatever N.C. I really don't care