(No guitar)
G
Fred
G
Hes a 6 year old brat
C
Hes got a voice to match
D
Not anyone can do that

(Guitar starts)
G
Fred
G
Da-da-da-dont you love the Internet
C
Just as much as your fans
D
Love the kindergarten
G            F#         E      C          C             C
Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids
G            F#     E
Brainwashed and unhappy
C                 C            C
But thats okay because you're so cool

G
Friday night
G
I was chilling at the mall
C
At my favorite Gothic shop
D
Thats when my heart stopped

G
Fred
G
Oh mother hacking Fred
C                                          D
Am I going insane or am I the only one who's sane?

G      F#                E
Fred you're driving me crazy
C            C          C
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
G             F#      E
Brainwashed and unhappy
C                                           C
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny?
C
Am I supposed to find this funny?
C
This isnt funny

(instrumental)

( G  F#  E  C  D )

G
Fred
G
Hes a 6 year old brat
C
And he wont stop at that
D
Until he takes over the world