E   E7  F#7  F7  E

E                     E7
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'
     F#7           F7    E
And never play my music again.
E                      E7
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat 
    B7
And ran out to flag down the wind.
E                    E7
I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard 
        A                           Am
Just to see what the rednecks would do.
E                                B7
But I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind 
   F#7          F7        E  
To fall out of love with you.

E                                    E7
I know I've done weird things, told people I'd hear'd things
       F#7        F7      E
When silence was all in abounds.
E                               E7
Been days when it pleased me to be on my knees
           B7
Followin' ants as they crawl across the ground.
      E                         E7
Been insane on a train but I'm still me again
         A                        Am
And the place where I hold you is true
E                      B7
So I know I'm alright cause I'd have to be crazy
   F#7          F7        E   E7
To fall out of love with you.

F#7      F7        E          F#7           F7           E
You know I don't intend to, aw, but should there come a day
F#7        F7       E         F#7          F7      B7
When I say I don't love you, you can just lock me away...

E                       E7   
I'd have to be dingy to live in an envelope
F#7      F7          E
Waiting alone for a stamp.
E                         E7
You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie
       B7  
While burnin' my hand on the lamp.
E                           E7
And I may not be normal but nobody is,
     A                        Am
And I'd like to say 'fore I'm through...
E                            B7  
I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind 
    F#7         F7       E
To fall out of love with you.
E                            B7  
I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind
    F#7         F7       E   E7  F#7  F7  E
To fall out of love with you.