[Intro] G  C  Em  C

[Primeiro Verso]

G                   C                           Em
  Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex?
                     C                        G
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
           C                        Em
Only took about a hundred million texts
                  C
God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist

[Pre-Estribillo]

G           C                 Em            C
  Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much
G                       C               Em
 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell, tell, tell, tell them

[Estribillo]

                  G
That's my fucking best friend
                  C
That's my fucking right hand
                  Em                                  C
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
                  G                 C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
                  Em                C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend

                  G
That's my fucking lifeline
                  C
That's my ride or die, likе
                  Em                                   C
That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
                G                 C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
                Em                C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my

[Pós-Refrão]

     G    C         Em  C
Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Baby, you're my

[Segundo Verso]

G                C                      Em
  Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
                    C
If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two
G                  C                     Em
  And that shit is gonna end up being true
                     C
'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you

G                         C
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 AM?
Em                              C
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
G                            C
You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
Em
So when they ask, I've always said

[Estribillo]

                  G
That's my fucking best friend
                  C
That's my fucking right hand
                  Em                                  C
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
                  G                 C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
                  Em                C
That's my fucking best friend, best friend

                  G
That's my fucking lifeline
                  C
That's my ride or die, likе
                  Em                                   C
That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
                G                 C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
                Em                C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my

[Pós-Refrão]

     G    C         Em    C
Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-oooh

Baby, you're my

[Pós-Refrão]

     G    C        Em   C
Ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Baby, you're my

G                  C                         Em
  Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
       C
What? Who? Are you kidding?
G            C                        Em
  Oh my God, oh my—, no, no, no, don't respond
                             C
Don't respond, don't respond

Baby, you're my—
Em
   Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes