Dm9 100210 G9 x23233 Em7 020000 F#dim 2x1211 Dm7 10021x G7 323003 C9 3x2333 Gdim 3x2322 Fdim 100100 Cma7 332000 C6 x32210 Am7 x02120 D9 x00210 F6 xx3231 E6 022120 [Verse] Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains; Dm7 G7 C9 A7 I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains. Gdim Fdim Em7 A7 I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains Dm7 G7 Cma7 A7 Ev'rything happens to me. [Verse] Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps, Dm7 G7 C9 A7 And ev'rytime I play an ace, my partner always trumps. Gdim Fdim Em7 A7 I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps Dm7 G7 C6 Ev'rything happens to me. [Bridge] Gm7 C7/G C7/F# F F6 At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me, Gm7 C7/G C7/F# F F6 That love would turn the trick to end despair; F#m7 B7/F# B7/F E E6 But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me Am7 D9 Dm7 G7 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air [Outro] Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim I've telegraphed and phoned, and sent an airmail special, too; Dm7 G7 C9 A7 Your answer was "Good bye" and there was even postage due. Gdim Fdim Em7 A7 I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you Dm7 G7 C Cma7 A7 Ev'rything happens to me, Dm7 G7 C Ev'rything happens to me.