Intro:  D   G   D    G

 D              G                 D                 G
Worried man --- worried woman --- worried child --- worried dog
F#7    G    F#7   G   F#7     G   F#7
  Af--ghan--istan was the last hurrah
D                           G
   I remember it clearly: it was Ramadan
D                       G
   There were fat men everywhere
F#7     G     F#7       G    F#7           G    F#7
  Fat man on a bike  ----  Fat man on a lawn chair

A   B                       Em                Gm
    My Pilgrim Dear ---- I won’t interfere with you
A
What a wicked thing to do

D                                 G
I was having a drink from the salty water fountain
D                        G
The ceremony had already begun
F#7        G  F#7       G  F#7             G       F#7             
    When I turn ten ------Pops says he’ll buy me a gun
    D           G          D          
    And lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
                  G
Was all you could say
F#7     G   F#7         G    F#7     G    F#7
I dream of pianos  ------- big ones

A    B
     My Pilgrim Dear.
       Em              Gm
I won’t interfere with you
A
What a wicked thing to do
A
What a wicked thing to do