G C G He walked into the bar and parked his lanky frame upon a tall barstool D With a long soft Southern drawl said G "I'll just have a glass of anything that's cool" G C G A bar room girl with hard and knowing eyes slowly looked him up and down C And she thought "I wonder how on earth D G That country bumpkin found his way to town" [Chorus] C D She said "Hello, country bumpkin" G "How's the frost out on the pumpkin?" C D "I've seen some sights but, man, you're somethin'" G "Where'd ya come from, country bumpkin?" [Verse 2] C G It was just a short year later in a bed of joy-filled tears yet death-like pain D G Into this wondrous world of many wonders one more wonder came G That same woman's face was wrapped up C G In a raptured look of love and tenderness D G As she marveled at the soft and warm and cuddly boy-child feeding at her breast [Chorus] C D And she said "Hello, country bumpkin" G "Fresh as frost out on the pumpkin" C D "I've seen some sights but, babe, you're somethin'" G "Mama loves her country bumpkin" [Verse 3] C G Forty years of hard work later in a simple, quiet and peaceful country place D The heavy hand of time had not erased G The raptured wonder from the woman's face C G She was lying on her deathbed knowing fully well her race was nearly run D G But she softly smiled and looked into the sad eyes of her husband and her son [Chorus] C D And she said "So long, country bumpkin" G "The frost is gone now from on the pumpkin" C D "I've seen some sights and life's been somethin'" G "See you later, country bumpkin" C She said "So long, country bumpkin" G "The frost is gone now from on the pumpkin" C D "I've seen some sights and life's been somethin'" G "See you later, country bumpkin"