G The life that I'm seeking D7 Is not in this bar where I'm sitting But it sure ain't at home G Where the one that I'm married to is knitting Happiness may not be here drinking beer C Feeling it go to my head G But it ain't back at home where she's putting in curlers D7 G And rollers and dressing for bed What I'm looking for ain't D7 The blonde in the corner who's winking But it sure ain't my wife G Who's devoted her life to dumb thinking Happiness surely still lives in this world C And somewhere it's waiting for me G And I know that it must be somewhere D7 G Between lust and sitting home watching TV C Somewhere between Playboy magazine G And next Tuesday night's PTA C Somewhere between a honky tonk queen G D7 And what all the dog did today G If a wife and a lover could be one and the same C G What a beautiful world this would be C G And there would be us somewhere between lust D7 G And sitting home watching TV My wife's a good cook D7 But a man can't exist just on bread But what I'm hungry for G Is the one thing that I ain't being fed I haven't been shopping but there's lots of bargains C Walking through town tempting me G And a body could rust on a diet of lust D7 G And sitting home watching TV C Somewhere between Playboy magazine G And next Tuesday night's PTA C Somewhere between a honky tonk queen G D7 And what all the dog did today G If a wife and a lover could be one and the same C G What a beautiful world this would be C G And there would be us somewhere between lust D7 G And sitting home watching TV