There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse Tried to clean his bones from a sulfer well Turned his head couldn't stand the smell Hey, hey! A thrill a minute A thrill a minute, baby A thrill a minute A thrill a minute Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall The organist played amazing grace for them all Hooker in a red skirt testified and repented While the deacons passed a snake, stared and squinted Hey, hey! A thrill a minute A thrill a minute, baby A thrill a minute A thrill a minute Paper taxis full of eyes Chocolate pulpits racing by Floating boardwalks and candycanes Cashmere penguins with see through wings Someone had a spirit, ran up and down the aisle When the shouting stopped, the choir lay in a pile Bell ringer pulled the rope and was lifted off his feet Pastor disrobed, took the money to the street Hey, hey A thrill a minute A thrill a minute, baby A thrill a minute A thrill a minute