D
I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it
Bm
I love your heart and your so smart 'cuz you gave away it
G
I love your sis I love your dad I love your mom
A
but more than all of the that I love the fact that you are dumb enough
D Bm G A
to not realize everything I've said has been said before
D Bm
in a thousand ways in a thousand songs
G A
some with the same four chords (But you'll still love it and let me finger you!)
[Bridge]
Bm G
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
D
When I tell you that I love you boo
A
I also hope you don't see through
Bm
This cleverly constructed ruse
G D
Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem
A
And girls' desperate need to feel loved
[Chorus]
D Bm G
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us
A
though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen
D Bm G A
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff
D Bm G A
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah!
[Verse 2]
D
I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
Bm
but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
G
just to make sure that they spread it like the plague so
A
I describe my dream girl as really really vague like
D
I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
Bm
I love your eyes and their bluish brownish greenish color
G
I love it when you smile, that you smile wide and I
A
love how your torso has an arm on either side. Now,
D Bm G A D
If you're my agent you might be thinking "Oh no, sound the alarms
Bm G A
you're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms
(But they can't use iTunes so f*** 'em who needs 'em!)
[Bridge]
Bm G
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
D
When I tell you that I love you boo
A
I also hope you don't see through
Bm
This cleverly constructed ruse
G D
Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem
A
And girls' desperate need to feel loved
[Chorus]
D Bm G
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us
A
though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen
D Bm G A
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff
D Bm G A
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah!
[Interlude]
D Bm G A
[Verse 3]
D Bm G A D Bm G A
I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
D Bm G A D Bm G A
So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you (I love you)
G A D Bm G A D
And your parents will always come along, 'cause their little girl's in love
Em G A D Bm G A D Bm
And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong? When you
D Bm G A
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff. Repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff
D Bm G A
I am a vessel 666 Illumanati
[Outro]
D Bm
We know it's not right
G A
We know it's not funny but we'll
D Bm
Stop beating this dead horse when it
G A
Stops spitting out money
But until then
D
We will repeat stuff
