D          A            G        C
I'm a broke down wreck with a ball and chain
     D              A               G           C
Just sitting in the kitchen with my fortune and fame
          D           A             G          C
There's a monkey in a mask and he's calling my name
          F             C
There's a midget on his back,
            G       D        A
Hes waiting for the midnight train

A, Em, G, D (2X) 


           D       C  A
Cause were pulling up stakes
      F           G
Gotta load up the car
       D     C    A
Get my right beat back
        F   G
Do some air guitar

         F                C
Cause Im running from the air-jets
  G          D
Inside of my head
      F
On my bed
       C           G
With a leg full of lead
                       F
We're trading gold for bread

(same as verse 1) 

Well the militarized mistress yeah you sink like a stone
Well I'm out here on the sidewalk where the buffalo roam
I can see it in your crystal dancing in like a storm
Blowing dusty through the kitchen
While you're standing in your high heels in your hall

A, Em, G, D (2X) 

D       C  A
Cause were pulling up stakes
      F           G
Gotta load up the car
       D     C    A
Get my right beat back
        F   G
Do some air guitar

         F                C
Cause Im running from the air-jets
  G          D
Inside of my head
      F
On my bed
       C           G
With a leg full of lead
                       F
We're trading gold for bread


(Same as verse 1)
Yeah there's this choice you gotta make and itll cut to the coil
Like a preacher throwing dice instead of seeds on the soil
There's a lady and her lover and the'yre covered in oil
Slipping down through the cracks
With the attack and a face full of foil 

A, Em, G, D (2X)

D       C  A
Cause were pulling up stakes
      F           G
Gotta load up the car
       D     C    A
Get my right beat back
        F   G
Do some air guitar

         F                C
Cause Im running from the air-jets
  G          D
Inside of my head
      F
On my bed
       C           G
With a leg full of lead
                       F
We're trading gold for bread