[Primera Parte]

[Tab - Primeira Parte]

   B5           F#5             G#5        E5
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-|
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-----6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-2-|
E|--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-----4-4-4-4-4--0-0-0-0-0-|

               B5
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#5
Only wrapped two fucking presents
          B5
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#5
Wrapped two fucking presents

      G#5
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E5
I hate hate hate your guts
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Estribillo]

[Tab - Estribillo]

   B5   F#5  E5      B5   F#5  E5       B5   F#5  E5  F#5
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-4444--------------4444---------------4444---------------|
D|-4444-4444-222-222-4444-4444-222-222--4444-4444-222-444--|
A|-2222-4444-222-222-2222-4444-222-222--2222-4444-222-444--|
E|------2222-000-000------2222-000-000-------2222-000-222--|

B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5
I'll never talk to you again

[Segunda Parte]

           B5
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B5
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs

       G#5
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E5
He's always fucking shitting his pants
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Estribillo]

B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5          B5  
I'll never talk to you again

[Final] B5