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[Verse 1]
C                   Am         C     Am
I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
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The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
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There's something about her makes me want to feed her
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And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion

[Verse 2]
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She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais
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Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
F                      Fm
She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion
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For Celine and I'll be hers someday

[Chorus]
G                Am        C
Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
G                         Am
Won't you please be mine Celine
G                     Am      C
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
F    C          F
Oh, be my girl Celine

[Verse 3]
C                     Am           C            Am
I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
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You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
F                 Fm
I just wanna say, je vous aimerez
C                   Am           C
And I can see your house from my van


[Chorus]
G                Am        C
Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
G                         Am
Won't you please be mine Celine
G                     Am      C
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
F    C          F
Oh, be my girl Celine

[Outro]
F        C
Celine Celine
     F                C
Her skin's so soft and clean
F               C
Just like porcelain
   F                 C
I wish she'd slather me
F                  C
With a tub of Vaseline
F                                    C
(That was a little creepy) I'm sorry, Celine
F         C
Celine Celine

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Celine Dion