C7 F E Am E Am Got your favorite cassette in my pocket, it's blank IOU C7 F E Am So do yourself a favor and taste a new flavor Dm G It smells like sage and thyme C7 F E Am So do yourself a favor and have a toast on mine Dm G I can roast you any time F G G7 [Chorus] C Am But pop goes the weasel E F G Bobbys my best fan and I'm the best dressed C Am E F G And I'm not that sorry cause I never came out [Interlude] C7 F E Am C7 F E Am [Verse 2] C7 F E Am E Am Let's keep what happened between us and you know that I love you C7 F E Am So do us both a favor and delete this conversation Dm G It's not flattering or kind C7 F E Am So do yourself a favor and seek and you shall find Dm G They'll chase you everytime F G G7 [Chorus] C Am But pop goes the weasel E F G Bobbys my best fan and I'm the best dressed C Am E F G And I'm not that sorry cause I never came out C Am But pop goes the weasel E F G Bobbys my best fan and I'm the best dressed C Am E F G And I'm not that sorry cause I never came out [Outro] C7 F E Am C7 F E Am C7 F E Am C7 F E Am C7 F E Am C7 F E Am E Am