D G Bm G A D [Verse 1] D G Bm Wanted some speakers, Xbox, and t-shirts G A D I've been good like every single day D G Bm Looked under my tree, my box was empty G A D Santa made an enemy that day (What the fuck?) D G Bm Done being jolly, time to be naughty G A D Think it's time we settle up the score D G Bm Fill up the wishlist, let's cause some mischief G A D Grab my keys, I'm headin' out the door [Pre-Chorus] Bm A G I've been good for way too long F# Gonna get the shit I want (Ah, ah) [Chorus] G A F# Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want Bm A G I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck A F# This year, put the top on the back of the truck N.C. Santa's banging on the back of the truck G A F# Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want Bm A G I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck A F# This year, put the top on the back of the truck N.C. Santa's banging on the back of the truck [Post-Chorus] D G Bm La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la G A D La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la D G Bm La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la G A D La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 2] D G Bm He's watching TV, he doesn't see me G A D Go and get the bag out of his sleigh D G Bm Elves in the kitchen heard the ignition G A D Think it's time we make our getaway D G Bm Chains on the tires, he's right behind us G A D Screaming 'cause we stole his magic bag (Get back here) D G Bm Boots full of lead feet, gas in the Chevy G A D Hundred-fifty miles on the dash [Pre-Chorus] Bm A G I've been good for way too long F# Gonna get the shit I want (Ah, ah) [Chorus] G A F# Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want Bm A G I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck A F# This year, put the top on the back of the truck N.C. Santa's banging on the back of the truck G A F# Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want Bm A G I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck A F# This year, put the top on the back of the truck N.C. Santa's banging on the back of the truck [Post-Chorus] D G Bm La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la G A D La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la D G Bm La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la G A D La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la