Suburban white alcoholic trash We ain't glam and we ain't trash We're victims of a society That fucks with me about sobriety They say don't drink this and don't drink that 'cause it does a little more than just make you fat It's a serious disease that you learn about in school And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too Mom and dad don't have a clue The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof And all the times I borrowed the car Not as a ride but as a shitface bar Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker Makes you sicker, it's the best! Weekend comes and my parents are gone It's time to party once I mow the lawn Havin' fun ain't that a fact It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac! Invite everyone and your neighbors too It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo But don't be blabbin' it around my mother But invite everyone and your skate rat brother Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker Makes you sicker, it's the best!