Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon Certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit, three-ring circus, sideshow of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a bullshit, three-ring circus, sideshow of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in arizona bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that can not sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon Certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it oughta be Fuck L. Ron hubbard And fuck all his clones Fuck all these gun-toting Hip-gangster wannabes Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory Fuck smiley glad-hands, with hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses 'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change my friend I wanna see it come down Bring it down Suck it down Flush it down