I had a friend once he took some acid Now he thinks he's a fire engine It's okay until he pisses on your lighter Kinda smells kinda cool, kinda funny anyway Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan I had a friend once he took some ecstasy Tried to marry me and everyone in the room He was sort of loving kinda caring Kinda tried to fuck my La-Z-Boy It got a bit messy all over the curtains Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored I'm getting bored