I once knew a girl, she was 5'2 She was walkin' down the street with her brand-new boots Yeah, little Johnny saw her walkin' and he wanted them too Too bad, Johnny, you can have 'em 'cause they'll never fit you There was a boy who couldn't swim And he liked a girl he felt was too good for him So he watched her fall in love, and she married a lass Too bad, baby, you can't have her 'cause no man has Oh, no, no one cares Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there Found an alligator stuck in a lake With an appetite that no one could appreciate A camper's kiss came rollin' in The lesson learned that day was how to sink or swim I once knew a lady who deserved a promotion Yeah, the smartest woman in the room, so devoted But a bastard told her it would cost a body to get And so she shot him six times and told him he could forget it Oh, no, no one cares Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) So sad, baby Don't make you wanna cry about it Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la) (La-la-la-la, la-la-la)