Whether you're in L.A Sunny laid back L.A Wether you're in New York Comfort 'round your block Wether you're in the UK Where the sky is dark And the grass is kinda green Ya know like Central Park Still my favourite place in this whole wide world Has got to be in the middle of the ocean floor I see you poking out of the ocean paradise on earth The 50th state, what? Hawaii-eh!-ooohhoohhohh Ooooooo oh oh oh! I wanna live in something different Oh oh oh A nuclear disaster might be on our way But I don't care I'm in the USA Whether you're drunk or stoned Or we're sober and old If I'm with you I'm a happy man If you feel safe and cold While you count your gold If your problem is you can't Find your remote control Still my favourite person in this whole wide world Is a woman who could understand every word And when she speaks to me, she makes me see the world As my favorite place Hawaii-eh! We got it made Ohhhh Yes I know Can we go By plane or boat Ohhhhhh Whether you take it slow or you let me go Whether you tell me somethin that I did not know Whether you're neat and polite or you scream and fight Whether you keep something from me that I would not like Still my favourite attitude in this world so far Is the friendly spirit of an iron heart Like the way folks are in this most special place I don't care what happens, I'm taking a plane to Hawaii ha aw wa I e!! Hawaii ha aw wa I e!! I said Hawaii ha aw wa I e!! I said Hawaii ha oh aw I e!! I said Hawaii ha ow wa I e!! Kauai or oahu Molokai or lanai Maui and the big guy A.K.A. Hawaii, Hawaii Hawaii, Hawaii Ooooooo oh oh oh! All I want to do is something different Oh, let me in Cut off from Malaysia Back in who knows when Oh we got kinda lost But my God, what a place! I profess Airforce jets Cannot take Away my soul