I don’t think I am capable of This teenage televised taping of love But here is my guide on how to be alone Just act like a freak and Sleep with everyone you’ve ever known I am half crazy, or just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I am sad, funny, it seems lately This ain’t a fairytale And I don’t think I’ll ever be Happy And I’d like to think romance is real Open my chest, a heart you could steal But here is my guide on how to stay alone Just drink ’til you’re gone and pass out on the floor I am half crazy, or just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I am sad, funny, it seems lately This ain’t a fairytale and I don’t think I’ll ever be Happy Happy I am half crazy, or just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I am sad, funny, it seems lately This ain’t a fairytale and no, I am not smiling ‘Cause I don’t think I’ll ever be