E B
Suzy and Johnny were happy
E B
Earned enough to pay the rent
D A D G
But Johnny's mother-in-law had too much ambition
F# B
And this made Johnny very upset
[Chorus]
B E7
So to keep his little mama satisfied
B7 E7
He went and bought the weekly classified
D A C G
All for peace and quiet's sake
[Verse 2]
E7 B
Johnny gave up his position
E7 B
Just to please his mother-in-law
D A B
So he left the job where he'd been all his life
F# Bm
He left and turned his back on door
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A
Now he's looking at the situations vacant
D B
Situations vacant
[Chorus]
B7 E7
Just to keep his little mama satisfied
B7 E7
He went and bought the weekly classified
D A G
All for peace and quiet's sake
[Guitar Solo]
E7 B E7 B D
A B F# B
[Verse 3]
E B
Then he had to leave the apartment
E B
And sought a less plush residence
D A C G
And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save
F# B
Just to help to pay the weekly rent
[Chorus]
B E7
So to keep his little mama satisfied
B E7
He went and bought the weekly classified
D A G
All for peace and quiet's sake
[Verse 4]
E A
Johnny's got no money
E A
Got nowhere to go
E A G
Johnny's in a great big hole
E A E A
Suzy's separated, living with her ma
E A G N.C.
Now little mama's satisfied
