Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Ask him to give my friends all kind of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along No don't sing alone Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah Saw Santa Closs, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyyy Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!