E9 The coffee at the hospital E9 was a low-down nasty sludge E9 I got 19 compound fractures and E9 I'm talking to the judge A And if that judge don't bust you, A I'll take you to the one above [Chorus] B A D Eb E 'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love [Verse 2] E9 Call me a dumbell, call me a spoiled sport, E9 I tumbled down your staircase, E9 and I'm taking you to court. A If that court don't bust you, mama, A I'll take you to, I'll take you to, the one above [Chorus] B A D Eb E 'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love E9 [2x] D Eb E Oh no! [Solo] [Verse 3] E9 My arm and first 3 fingers E9 They are in a plaster glove E9 I would not be on Morphine E9 I swear by God above E9 I would not be in traction, if I did not fall in love A And if that court don't bust you A I'll take you to, I'll take you to, I'll take you to the one above B A D Eb E I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love D Eb E If I did not fall in love [4x]