[Saddam Hussein] Some people say that I'm a bad guy They may be right, they may be right But it's not as if I don't try I just fuck up. Try as I might But I can change, I can change I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it I'll open up my heart and I will share it Any minute now I will be born again Yes I can change, I can change I know I've been a dirty little bastard I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change It's not my fault that I'm so evil It's society, society You see, my parents were sometimes abusive And it made a prick of me But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I know it! I'll open up my heart and I will show it Any minute now I will be born again! [Saddam Hussein] But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole? Hey, Satan! Don't be such a twit Mother Teresa won't have shit On me! Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!! Hey, Satan!