E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--0-0-0---7-7-7----------5-5-5---4-4-4---0-0---5-5-5---4-4-4---0-0-----------|
G|------------------8-8--------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------2-2-2-2-|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B G# E
[Verse]
B G# E
I was hanging out at the show
B G# E
Feeling like a fat potato
B G# E F#
I don't know what I'm doing here
B G# E
I saw her at the door
B G# E
And she looked as bored
B G# E F#
As me, so I got her in
[Chorus]
G# F# E
I put her on the guest list at the show
F# G# F# E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh
B G# E
[Verse]
B G# E
I saw she brought a camera
B G# E
She danced the groin-o-rama
B G# E F#
And we were really having fun
B G# E
Told her, "I'm the lead singer"
B G# E
I felt like Harvey Klinger
B G# E F#
And then she smacked me in the head
[Chorus]
G# F# E
I put her on the guest list at the show
F# G# F# E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh
[Guitar lead]
[Chorus]
G# F# E
I put her on the guest list at the show
F# G# F# E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh
B G# E B
A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E B
A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E B
A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E B
A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
