What If God Smoked Cannabis

Em - Cadd9 - G - D

[Verse]
 Em             Cadd9 G             D
If god had long hair  and a goatee
             Em            C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G            D
If he looked spaced out
          Em      Cadd9    G              D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em       Cadd9      G   D
an eye infection?

[Chorus]
Cadd9         G        D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9     G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9      D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
         Em       Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      Cadd9        G   D
Hit the bong like some of us
  Em             Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  G            D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

[Verse]
 Em             Cadd9   G            D
If god made this place, in the beginning
       Em        C
Did he plant any seeds?
G         D                  Em       Cadd9    G
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
             D              Em
So they’d be hungry for the apple
         Cadd9     Em     D
That the snake was always offering
 
[Chorus]
Cadd9         G        D
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Cadd9     G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9      D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
         Em       Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      Cadd9        G   D
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
  Em             Cadd9
When he made the platypus
  G            D          Em    C
When he created earth our home
  G            D              Em       Cadd9      G
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
           D                  Em       Cadd9      G
And do you think he rolls his own
            D             C
Up there in heaven on the throne
                                C
And when the saints go marching home
                           C
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.