joey: I'd just like to say this gig sucks, hey, up yours, Springfield

c.jay: 1 2 3 4

D#5 -> D5 (4x)

 
        A5            E5
Happy   birthday to you! happy birthday!

                     A5
Happy   birthday to you! happy birthday!

         A5                D5
Happy   birthdaaaayy    Burnsy

        A5          E5     A5
Happy   birthdaay   to you!!!


c.jay: Go to hell you old bastard.