Here we go, 2 .. 1, 2, 3! I want a woman like Marilyn Monroe The kind of woman that'd never say no The kind of woman that'd make U scream "That's the girl o' my dreams!" I want a woman that'll treat me right Give me good lovin' all through the night Take her on a date, she's my machine That's the girl o' my dreams CHORUS: Oh, the girl o' my dreams Oh, listen people, that's the girl o' my dreams I want a woman like Lauren Bacall Old and wrinkled but knows it all Got all the little tricks that'll make me cream That's the girl o' my dreams I want a woman that'll wash my hair Even wash my underwear Always smilin', never mean That's the girl o' my dreams CHORUS I would say that U're a chauvinist No, I just got a lot of things that are on my list! Yeah, if she couldn't hang, would U give her the fist? No man, I'd sit her right down and give her a little kiss! Oh, I need a woman like Lena Horne Knowed she was funky since the day she was born Lena's mama say "Doc, is it a girl?" Doc say "And how!" Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said "Sucker I'm runnin' things now!" CHORUS