Arthur Mcbride

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I had a first cousin called Arthur McBride
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He and I took a stroll down by the sea side
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A seeking good fortune and what might betide
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'Twas just as the day was a dawning
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After resting we both took a tramp
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We met Sergeant Harper and Corporal Cramp
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Besides the wee drummer who beat up for camp
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With his rowdy dow dow in the morning

[Verse 2]
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Says he me young fellows if you will enlist
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A guinea you quickly have in your fist
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Likewise the crown for to kick the dust
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And drink the king's health in the morning
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For a soldier he leads a very fine life
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He always is blessed with a charming young wife
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And he pays all his debts without sorrow or strife
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And always lives happy and charming

[Verse 3]
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Ah now me bold sergeant we are not for sale
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We'll make no such bargain, your bribe won't avail
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We're not tired of our country we don't care to sail
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Although that your offer is charming
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And if we were such fools as to take the advance
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This right bloody slander would be our poor chance
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For the Queen wouldn't scruple to send us to France
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Where we would be shot without warning

[Verse 4]
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He says me young fellows if I hear but one word
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I instantly now will out with my sword
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And into your body as strength will afford
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So now my gay devils take warning
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But Arthur and I we took in the odds
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We gave them no chance for to launch out their swords
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Our whacking shillelaghs came over their heads
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And paid them right smart in the morning

[Verse 5]
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As for the wee drummer we rifled his pouch
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And we made a foot- ball of his rowdy dow dow
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And into the ocean to rock and to roll
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And bade it a tedious returning
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As for the old rapier that hung by his side
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We flung it as far as we could in the tide
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To the devil I pitch you sez Arthur McBride
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To temper your steel in the morning