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Intro: G Am Em

G                         Am
Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend!
                        Em
You're more than just a passing trend!
                           G
You're like a treat from a candy store.

G                          Am
Oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
                   Em
We love you more than bugs and snakes!
                       G
We love you more than all things mentioned before.

C                    Am
Oh Perry, you're extraordinary,
                  Em
You're kinda short and hairy,
                G
The color of a blueberry,
          Am
Yes Perry!

G                   Am
So come home Perry, Come home Perry,
Em
Come home!
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G                     Am
Oh Perry, I think it's kinda scary
                 Em
I can't find you anywhere-y,
                G
It fills me with despair-y?

G                       Am
Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,
                  Em
I'm gonna move to the prairie,
                   G
And change my name to Larry!

Larry? (I ran out of rhymes, okay?)

                         Em     A9       C
She'll change her name to Larry! (Larry!) (Larry!)

G
So come home Perry,
Am
Come home Perry,
Em      A9   C
Come hooooooooome!

G
So come home Perry,
Am
Come home Perry,
Em
Come home!
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G                Em
Come home Perry, come home!