Am Now I'm of consenting age Em C To be forgetting you in a cabaret Am Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen Em C May even ask my name Am As she sheds her skin on stage Em C Am I'm sitting and sweating to a dance song on the club's PA. Em And the strip joint veteran sits two away C Am C Fmaj7 Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri... Am C Fmaj7 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Am C Fmaj7 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety (Pausa) Oh, but I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it Am Em C And I wouldn't be caught dead-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place Am Em Well, I'm afraid that I, C That's right, well I may have faked it Am Em And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Am C Fmaj7 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Am C Fmaj7 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Am C Em Am C Am C Am Em Well, I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it Am Em And I wouldn't be caught dead-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place Am Em Well, I'm afraid that I, That's right, well I may have faked it Am Em And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Am C Fmaj7 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Am C Fmaj7 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me Dm Am I'm exactly where you'd like me you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh