I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction To go I don't know Am I a man Or am I a muppet (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet Then I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet) Am I a muppet? (Muppet) Or am I a man? (Am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man) I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see inside It's time for me to decide Am I a man Or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet Well I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet) Am I a muppet (Muppet) Or am I a man? (Am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man) Here I go again My goal is runnin' out of time I think I made up my mind Now I understand who I am I'm a man I'm a muppet Yeah! I'm a muppet of a man I'm a very manly muppet I'm a muppet-y man! That's what I am