Kermit, let's begin Describe the day you played Berlin We rehearsed and then we walked about We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut That night at ten o' three Were you inside the portrait gallery? My alibi is watertight The audience saw me sing all night Monsieur we know you did the crime I was on stage that whole time Ask who sang Rainbow Connection Thank you Kermit, no more questions Hello, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside Now's your chance to save your hide Oh Gentlemen, I did not know It's a crime to steal the show? Tell us how the art was taken If you want to save your bacon I haven't seen your missing art All I've stolen is audience hearts We'll catch the swine that did this job Give up the pig puns, creep Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion Thank you Piggy, no more questions I think she likes me I don't think your puns are helping the investigation You know, I think they did it No they didn't Yes they did, and we can pin it If they did, how did they do it? If they didn't, how did they didn't? If they didn't then it's easy, 'cause they simply didn't do it If they did it, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can prove it Urgh Oh, excuse me Let's go from the start What do you know about the stolen art? I didn't know there was a plan Your accusation is far out man The chances of us committing a crime Are less than point zero zero nine Shern de shern de herf Sher de chicky en de farney hug Argh! Argh! Ahaha Wank wank wank I, I can do an Elvis impression? Thank you Muppets, no more questions! They didn't No, they didn't There's no way they did the crime They couldn't, they're too stupid They're not criminal masterminds We do not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it So we know who didn't do it yes we know who didn't do it They're incapable of being culpable!