I'm number one You're number two We're criminals at large But I'm at larger than you I'm number one You're number two I believe in equality As long as you get less than me I'm one (you're one) You're number two (I'm number two) You may think that you're smarter But I'm smarter-er than you I'm number one You're number two You're lucky to be Number two not number three I can see by the look in your eye You want to get a bigger piece of the pie One day you'll get your chance But in the mean time You got to dance monkey dance Really? I hate dancing Do it! Dance monkey dance! Haha I'm number two He's number one I can't believe I'm working for An amphibian I'm number two He's number one (I'm number one!!!) You know life gone to the dogs When your boss is a frog I can see it's just a matter of time Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line It won't be long until I get my chance But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance Dance monkey dance Now watch me I'm number one -He's number one -You're number two -I'm number two! -I'll bet you kid there you go Now step aside this ain't your show I'm one -You're one -I'm number one -Yes, we know -I'm... -He's... Number one!