Every time I feel alone and slightly blue That's when I begin to think of what I'd like to start to do And though it might not be the kind of thing that's quite your cup of tea, I recommend you pay attention to the little dance you're gonna see.. (spoken) Now I love pigeons, and I love how they walk. And I've invented a really cool dance called... Doin' the pigeon Doin' the pigeon Dancin' a little smidgen of the kind of ballet That sweeps me away Doin' the pigeon Doin' the pigeon People may smile, but I don't mind They'll never understand the kind of fun I find (I think here Bert gives some spoken instructions about how to do the pigeon) People may smile, but I don't mind They'll never understand the kind of fun I find. Doin' the pigeon Doin' the pigeon Dancin' a little smidgen of the kind of ballet That sweeps me away Doin' the pigeon Doin' the pigeon Doin' the pigeon every day!