Cristy can't take all the pressure
Kevin hates the girls he dates
Mia says she's gonna snap
I need a new car to drive away

Derek beats up all his girlfriends
Jessie likes to comb his hair
Hanacek is on the wagon,
I tried not to speak today

You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere it breaks you into two
And there's two in one

Emily had sex with Joey
Chris is weird he must be gay
Everyone is smoking h
And I tried hard to laugh today

Every word you hear you repeat
Every word you repeat you change
Here's a quarter there's a phone,
Why don't you call someone who cares

You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere it breaks you into two

I left them there and found them here
It breaks me into two