I'm not bad, I just sound that way All the girls, they like their presents, like their presents When boys wrap 'em up in ribbons, ribbons, ribbons Doesn't matter if they're precious or expensive If they're well thought out, sexed up, wrapped right Every time, get in line and give me mine We like black, white, big striped Polka-dotted, cafe latte Presents come in many sizes Wrap them up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons I'm not a Hallmark card expression Need material attention wrapped in ribbons Richard Simmons; silly ribbons, ribbons, ribbons If you can't afford the best Don't be stressed, take a rest Get a job, do it right It's my birthday all night We like black, white, big striped Famous, super-sizing fries We don't care what you put inside it Wrap it up in ribbons It's the life style that I like I'll give you yours, you'll give me mine But don't forget to wrap them up In pretty, pretty ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Only difference between downtown and uptown Is therapy and valium, therapy and valium Not lying when I say this, there's a price to being famous Yeah, it's therapy and valium, therapy and valium It's not complicated, just a fashion statement Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up It's not complicated, just a fashion statement Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up (Lots of presents) It's not complicated (Filthy riches) Just a fashion statement Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up (Got good presents) It's not complicated (Filthy riches) Just a fashion statement Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up in ribbons Wrap their presents up Wrap their presents up