Now today class, the topic of the day: boys Boys, pretend they're men, they're just, boys They're always scratching on their toys But let me tell you something bout boys Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys Tell me Rebeca, what do you know about boys? Boys are horny in the morning then they tell me that they love me Then I give'em what they want they always take me shopping Boys don't play it like James Dean Dressing slick and talking butter Missbehave, go to school I kick their ass like i'm their mother La-la-la-la-lala la-lala-la-la-la Boys (boys, boys, boys) Pretend they're men, but they're just, boys They're always scratching on their toys (toys, toys, toys) But let me tell you something bout boys Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys. You there, in the front row Ke$ha, you, What do you know about boys? Would you like to share with the class? If you looked in my boyfriend's brain You'd see it's kind of roomy There're some balls and there is a sausage Always pointing at my boobies But don't get too complicated, use big words or talk too quick You must learn to just be patient Cause he's thinking with his **** (oooh) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la But, If i want somebody to love, guess I gotta try to put up with the boys or I can turn gay (No, that's ok) So, If I want somebody to love I just can't expect too much, From the boys just using for play (Yeah, that's ok) Boys (boys, boys, boys) Pretend they're men, but they're just, boys They're always scratching on their toys (toys, toys, toys) But let me tell you something bout boys Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys So, to sum up today's lesson: Boys they might have sexy muscles, Or a shiny Lamborghini But it's probably compensated for an eeny teeny weenie, (oooh) Eenie ? teeny ? weenie Eenie ? teeny ? weenie Eenie ? teeny ? weenie Eenie ? teeny ? weenie So, If i want somebody to love, I just can't expect too much From the boys just using for play Boys (boys, boys, boys) Just use them to play with Na-na-na-na-na?na?na-na-na Boys (boys, boys, boys) They're really cute They're not really good for... That much But, they can like (toys, toys, toys) Run arround, and You know, you can kinda of get down with'em, and They're kinda furry and They kinda smell, but Sometimes, eh Boys, boys are okay Parts of'em, parts of ?em are okay