Wake up, Major, a stitch on your hat, You fell out of bed and then you landed in the cash, So what's in your diary today? Call on your main man What can he do for you? Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do Major this is your day Living alone in a jar Never gets you very far He can read your mind Make you feel all right Sgt Major knows what you want He knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the Major knows what you want Take out your paper and throw it away Everything is useless, ain't got a lot to say And Major this is your way The Major is drownin coz he opened his mouth Starts to explain it but nothin's comin out Major what can you say? I hope that you like who you are Coz living alone in a jar Never gets you very far He can read your mind Make you feel alright Sgt Major knows what you want He knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the Major knows what you want I know you think that you made it I know what i meant to say While you looked in the mirror I was gettin away To you there is nothing to say He can read your mind Make you feel alright Sgt Major knows what you want He knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the Major knows what you want wooowooo wooowooo