Hey, get down honey Get on the road, pedal up the gas No time for goin' slow she drives us hard and fast 'Till her wheels come off, 'till her paint peels off A tatooed road warrior, she never gets enough Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's a part of the show Our sweet home away from home We eat, sleep, pee in a can Just to play for our fans She's a rock 'n roll van, and, and, and She's our Band Van Looks like a burrito exploded Band Van Whew, someone must be gassy and bloated Our Band Van Smells like a cage at the zoo Band Van Is that a roadie is still in there too Band Van Drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band Van Look, I found somebody's hair Our Band Van She Drives likes she is one for us Band Van She's the Rockin' Weasel's tour bus Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah We're rockin' out Always cross some land We beat some weirdos when we look on little vans And the times goes off When we rock again We calculated and populated Get out of our side! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh She makes the Weasels go She takes us to the show She never looked very clean But I can see your face Still she a rock' n' roll van? She's our Band Van Looks like a burrito exploded Band Van Whew, someone must be gassy and bloated Our Band Van Smells like a cage at the zoo Band Van Is that a roadie is still in there too Band Van Drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band Van Look, I found somebody's hair Our Band Van She Drives likes she is one for us Band Van She's the Rockin' Weasel's tour bus Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah We sleep, eat, pee on the can Just to play for our fans She's a rock' n' roll van! She's our Band Van Looks like a burrito exploded Band Van Whew, someone must be gassy and bloated Our Band Van Smells like a cage at the zoo Band Van Is that a roadie is still in there too Band Van Drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band Van Look, I found somebody's hair Our Band Van She Drives likes she is one for us Band Van She's the Rock'in Weasel's tour bus Band Van She's the Rockin' Weasel's tour bus Band Van She's the Rockin' Weasel's tour bus Yeah, Yeah, Yeah