It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk (Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!) It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and we gave some loving The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass! It's Charlie Scene got eggnog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped (Like oh my God is that Saint Nick?) Kids give me your list like it's the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me I blew off a date on Christmas Eve So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly and a game device So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year! Fuck yeah! (Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!) It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz We were chilling at home and decking the halls So I checked my phone and Santa had called He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve He said that his jolly ass needed some help He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life (And if you guide my sleigh I'll let you fuck my wife) So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle Funnier than fuck you can ask Kris Kringle So we all took flight but something was fishy He asked for road head and started to kiss me Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dildos I pulled down his beard and it was a monster It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fucking imposter When we found out he started to pout I took my bandanna and I choked him out I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south I've had a lot of long nights But tonight was the craziest I've met a lot of Jeffs But this one was shadiest And when it comes to cheer That motherfucker's a Grinch So if you don't like Christmas Fuck you bitch! (You kids are in big trouble, ho boy, ho, ho!) It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk Let's get drunk! Ho, ho, hey! It's looks like Santa's had a Little too much Manischewitz and Eggnog Hey Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year I ain't visiting you faggots so It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk Let's get drunk! It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk