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Hey mister, where you headed?
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Are you in a hurry?
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I need a lift to happy hour
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Say oh no
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Do you brake for distilled spirits?
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I need a break as well
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The well that inebriates the guilt
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Cold turkey's getting stale
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tonight I'm eating crow
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Fermented salmonella poison oh no
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There's a drought at the fountain of youth
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And now I'm dehydrating
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My tongue is swelling up, I say
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Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
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I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
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There's a drought at the fountain of youth
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And now I'm dehydrating
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My tongue is swelling up, I say
Shit!
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Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
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I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
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Hitchin' a ride
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