D A
Well Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats,
D
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,
A
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,
D Dsus2
Do a double backflip and catch them on her t*ts!
N.C D A
She's a great big son-of-a-b*tch, she's the twice the size of me!
D
Got hair on her ar*e the like the branches of a tree,
D D D D
She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,
A
fly a plane and drive a truck,
A D
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!