And I was feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy (repeat) Had a funny feeling your dong was quite appealing so down came my pants Reached into my beaver and made you a believer in the latest forbidden dance I saw him in a magazine I wanted to rip off his clothes and tell him something First you stick it in then you wiggle about Follow my steps I'm gonna turn yins out When I wanna screw I put on something blue from 1974 When I'm feeling g'deen there's only one thing that can turn me on more Feel the power, jump in the shower I'm gonna fuck you in outer space Can you believe how g'deen this is We can do it all over the place Feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy (repeat) C'mon ev'rybody, DO THE THINGY!!!! SO G'DEEN!!! MY PANTS!!!! A dooey dooey doo yeah-ha-ha...