Yuppie's guppies safe and sound Ribbons in their hair Only problem what they found Choosing what to wear Moaning groaning run around makes it all okay Not so easyTrudging through the frozen tundra Nothing new to us Digging out from ten feet under Never cause a fuss Lately we can't help but wonder Everything's a pain Life so easy Shoes hit piece of meatWe'll show ya Heads up We know ya can't take too muchWelcome to the Gorky Park Everybody's coming to it Don't be frightened of the dark Everybody's gonna do it Welcome to the Gorky Park Everybody's gonna be there Leave your problems bring you heart Leaping freaking scream and shout Order of the hour Anything to let it out Plug in to the power Never swallowed by the crowd Opened night and dayJust that easy Wham bam thank you ma'am